Sarah Palin is a Hot Ghetto Mess

Of the day!

I couldn't help that. The dude who writes one of my favorite sites, (the name of which I won't disclose because you'll go there and it'll be a day when he's talking about some real crazy shit or breaking on his fat wife and you'll be like "That's one of her favorite sites? She's a depraved fucken bitch..." about me behind my back. And I hate people talking about me behind my back.) always says blank blank blank Of the Day for everything and I find that absolutely hilarious and even though he doesn't seem like the kind of uptight asshole that would sue, you never know, so I can't use Of the Day even though Sara Palin is a Hot Ghetto Mess of the Day. Why? Because, to diffuse an even bigger scandal, she just announced that her unmarried seventeen year old daughter Bristol is five months pregnant. Kinda like the Jerry Springer episodes where the man screams "I can't be gay, I'm sleeping with your mother!" and the audience gasps...

BACKGROUND:
Obama's convention was a rousing success. Michelle Obama gave a killer speech that made me stand up and clap when I saw it played back on Cspan at like five in the morning. Dead serious, it was that good. The next night, Ted Kennedy and Bill Clinton made it rain on 'em and then Barrack accepted the nomination, looking like a million bucks on the last night. He gave his speech in front of 84,000 people and it was watched by another 38 MILLION people at home. The right wing was hating, of course but- there was pretty much NOTHING else they could do .

Then, McCain announced his VP. A young, pretty woman governor from Alaska. Everyone was like what a stroke of genius, he did the totally unexpected and made a play for the Angry White Women who want to make history but not in the form of electing a Black man. The right wing broke their wrists patting themselves on the back for like 12 whole hours. Then, oh my God, it's like a dam broke. She's facing an ethics investigation for pressuring somebody (who snitched) to fire her sister's ex, which is bad but not that bad. She also has some "I voted for the Bridge to Nowhere before I voted against the Bridge to Nowhere" kinda John Kerry junk which is neither here nor there. But...it's the stuff with her kids that is really curiouser and curiouser.

Sarah Palin waited until she was seven months pregnant to announce that she was expecting her fifth child. The baby had been diagnosed in utero as having Down's Syndrome. The news came as a shock to everyone - several staffers commented that she didn’t seem pregnant.

Palin said she’s already about seven months along, with the baby due to arrive in mid-May.

That the pregnancy is so advanced astonished all who heard the news. The governor, a runner who’s always been trim, simply doesn’t look pregnant.

Even close members of her staff said they only learned this week their boss was expecting.

“I thought it was becoming obvious,” Palin said. “You know, clothes getting snugger and snugger.”

But people just couldn’t believe the news.

“Really? No!” said Bethel state Rep. Mary Nelson, who is close to giving birth herself.

“It’s wonderful. She’s very well-disguised,” said Senate President Lyda Green, a mother of three who has sometimes sparred with Palin politically. “When I was five months pregnant, there was absolutely no question that I was with child.”

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This was still the case a few months later when she was interviewed in March: We also talked about the challenges of running a government while also raising a large and young family. At the time, I didn't know that Palin, clad in a loose, dark dress, was seven months pregnant with her fifth child. An aide called me the next day to tell me that Palin would be announcing the pregnancy at home in Alaska and that she had wanted me to know as a courtesy. She was sorry she hadn't mentioned it the night before.

And in a video that compares and contrasts her latest pregnancy to a previous one, the difference is dramatic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZHI4aHW0wU

(Also, in all of the pictures where she does look pregnant, her belly is the same size. She did not get any bigger from when she first started showing till she delivered.)

A month later, as she prepared to give a speech on energy policy at the Republican Governor’s Convention in Texas, her water broke. Palin stayed at the conference and delivered a 30-minute speech, then boarded a 12-hour Alaska Airlines flight from Dallas to Anchorage, neglecting to tell the airline her water had broken. It wasn't apparent to them that she was even in labor either:
"The stage of her pregnancy was not apparent by observation. She did not show any signs of distress," Boren said.

So, instead of seeking medical attention, she gave her speech, got on a plane to Alaska, had a layover in Seattle, and then instead of giving birth at the nearest hospital to the airport, she drove 45 minutes to Mat-Su Regional Medical Center. And even then, there's another oddity that arises. There's no listing of her as having delivered her baby there that night, which seems downright odd. The governor gives birth at the hospital and there's no announcement? Then, she returns to work three days after giving birth to this special needs baby.

During the pregnancy, Palin’s oldest daughter Bristol was pulled out of school for 5-8 months because "she had mono". I know nothing about this disease except that I wouldn't want to catch it but, according to what I've read on the internet, bouts of it are usually not that long. After her mom was chosen the VP pick, Bristol was photographed with the family at some event. And this is where it gets creepy. Here she is holding her "brother":

Here is her mom, holding her "brother":

For me, the body language alone is suspicious enough. Look at the pic below where she is holding him under his arm. I would trust myself to hold the baby like that but not one of the other kids.

This burned up the airwaves or whatever the internet works on for the whooooole weekend because of a DailyKOs story calling Sarah Palin out. The right wing countered with why does this matter, this is so unfair, why are they attacking her child and etc. The state started scrubbing photos from the website, links stopped working, pages were moved and etc. Some people were calling for the MSM to investigate while others were like no, they'll do some Rathergate shit and make her a "liberal" media martyr to rally the base.

The next day, Monday, was the start of the Republican convention and since the story had been on Drudgereport, they couldn't act like they hadn't heard it. So, they issued a rebuttal: Bristol Palin can not be 4month old Trig's mother because she is currently 5months pregnant!

The left wing immediately shit on themselves and ran for the hills. The DailyKos took the blog post down and started issuing apologies. It has since been decided that all of the questions that existed before about Sarah Palin's curious pregnancy are silly and a total of three pictures from the same event have been released which prove without a doubt that she was in fact pregnant.


So there...

Now it all makes sense...

No, it doesn't!

What do I think? There will never be any conclusive proof of when and if Bristol has the baby she is allegedly pregnant with. She will go into seclusion because of the stress of all this and a statement will be released at some point saying she had the baby at home and asking that her right to privacy be respected. The MSM will gladly comply.